Lust for Trees

Sometimes I feel lust for trees. Not so much now during the winter, but in the summer when you see those green trees flowing with sap. Don't you feel the urge to use a screwdriver to bore a bit of hole in a tree, not too deep of course. It doesn't have to be a maple tree to see the sap flow down, as it slowly oozes. This may be too intense for many, but there is also pulling down a few green leaves. Chew the maple leaves or other safe trees and feel the odd flavor all through your body. Know that the trees are absorbing Carbon Dioxide and taking away your Global Warming fears. How nice!